Monday, 2 July 2018

Week 11 The prodigal gnome returns


MONDAY, 2 July 2018  Richelieu

‘Knock! Knock!’ on the door at an early hour.  Who could that be?  Nobody ever visits us.  Nobody knows we’re here.  Maybe it’s the Jehovah’s Witnesses?  Do they even have them in France?  Open the door and who should be standing there but

looking very smug and pleased with himself.  Too astonished to speak, I stood there staring at him. “Well, aren’t you going to ask me in?”, he snapped.  I picked him up and brought him in, and though he seemed a bit battered and bruised with broken and missing bits and pieces
 he was almost whole.  “OMG!  What? What happened?” I finally got managed to stammer, and then the whole story came out.  It seems that old Pumbeef had found him quite indigestible and after a couple of days Pierre found himself floating around in the Loire.  Realising the experience had not been quite as shattering as he first believed, he literally pulled himself together, and taking command of a passing branch, navigated himself down the Loire as far as Chinon where he struck out for shore, hitched a ride to Richelieu with a passing pantechnicon and here he was.  I felt him all over for broken bones but not being sure if there were any, took him to the ED at the local hospital for some precautionary x-rays.  They were somewhat reluctant at first giving me strange looks which I put down to communication difficulties,  but I pressed them and with that particular gallic shrug of indifference, they eventually agreed.  They showed  the results of the x-rays and Pierre was given the ‘all-clear’.  The doctor allowed me to keep this one which he said was of his head and showed that it was quite empty.

So we brought him back home and have patched him up as best we can with a plaster and a bit of leftover confetti from last Saturday's wedding.



Tuesday, 3 June 2018     Villandry to Tours
A 50 km drive to Villandry this morning to start our ride to Tours.  Today was the first time we have driven with the change to speed limits from July 1.  All 90kph limits on roads without a dividing barrier have now changed to 80kph.  That’s for the WHOLE country and over a million kilometres of roads.  And from our driving, at least 60 to 70% of the time the roads have a limit of 90kph.  All towns in France have a speed limit of 50 kph but in so many of them it is impossible to drive at that speed because the roads are too narrow or there are cars parked on them or you need to slow down or stop because of cars coming the other way.  Anywhere near a school or in very built-up areas, the speed limit is 30kph.

Having reached Villandry, Pierre was itching to go and insisted on riding shotgun.

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Most of the ride was on cycle path along the banks of the beautiful river Cher.

This 370 km long river actually joins the Loire at Villandry so we were starting just up from the confluence.  





The path changed to little roads then back to path only then back to road, winding through woods

and more forested areas,

past acres and acres of ripened crops and ripening sweetcorn,
Pierre hoped he wasn't being too corny,

and we even came upon the ‘Great Mill’











which was having its bins filled with wheat from this truck.

This was the site of a 16th century flour mill which once stood in the middle of the river but was shifted to its present location in the 1970s.






On we continued past old sheds

 and old houses fitted out as hotels


and a golf course with no-one on it at 11.30 am though we did see a few hackers out there on our return, and a lake and a large park until we  arrived in Tours.  This is the fourth time we’ve been to this city so we’re starting to feel like we’re getting to know it.  It is a very big place situated between the banks of the Cher









and the Loire rivers.

I hope you can tell the difference between them because we certainly can’t. The distance between the two rivers is about 2.5km and the city block is around 10 – 12 sq. km, completely built up and densely populated. 

After another average and over-priced lunch, so hard to pick a good restaurant from the huge number available, we rode back to where we started from and came home.

Wednesday, 4 July 2018                                Tours to Amboise
The official guide for the Loire à Velo cycle path divides it into 35 sections ranging from 15 to 30 km, with a few at only 12 km.  Most people riding in one direction will ride 2 or 3 sections a day.  Because we return to our starting point each day, we usually only ride one.  Today, however, as the first section we were planning to do was only 12 km we added on the next one of 15 km.  After driving to our starting point and readying ourselves to ride it’s usually after 10.00, then with a stop for coffee somewhere along the way if we’re lucky to find  a worthwhile place, pausing to look at anything that takes our interest, snapping away with the iphone (the camera, unfortunately, went into terminal decline a long time ago after one too many bangs on the ground), lunch at the half-way point before we re-trace our path and a wander around the place we’ve ridden to, it’s usually after 4 before we’re back at the car and then another hour’s drive home.  Tonight it was almost 6.00 before we got back to the car and 7.30 before we were home.

Some days the rides are more interesting than other days; more variety, more to see, more happening along the way, more interesting towns.  Today was one of those days as we set off from Tours to ride to Amboise.  It started off with a bit of a puzzle as we came across what looked like a giant upside-down mushroom.

There seemed to be an explanation as to its purpose along the top section but we were unable to decipher it.  

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We were cycling at this stage through a wooded area along the banks of the Loire and saw these strange clusters of pots at intervals along the path

Peering into them they all contained some kind of liquid which we doubted was for thirsty cyclists and as we were under attack pretty well constantly in this area by swarms of midgies we thought they may have been part of some experiment in insect control.  Maybe that’s what this sign says.


Yesterday we rode through acres and acres of crops and sweet corn.  Today it was nearly all grape vines and the occasional field of sunflowers.
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 Pierre sniffed the leaves and declared the area on track for a fine vintage.

Fields of sunflowers are noticeable now everywhere we drive.  In some, a lot, but not all, have started to flower.  This lone flower is an early bloomer.

In a few weeks they will all be flowering and the fields will be yellow. 





And how about this poor tree, stuck all by itself in the middle of a field. 

We thought it was a baobab but on closer inspection decided it wasn’t.

As we reached

 the end of the 12km section of our ride, and on our best behaviour as we were under video surveillance which meant no wheelies in the main street, no sneaking up on l'il old ladies and ringing the bell madly and yelling out 'BIKE', we came across this coffee shop;
 a most unusual sight.  Naturally we stopped and went in. 






 There was a spanking looking machine working away roasting the beans.  
We ordered two monstrously over-priced cappuccinos, I mean, come on, $7 for a small cup, though here it’s called ‘grand’, ‘small’ being reserved for the thimbles they use to serve espresso, but at least it tasted nice.







While there, Pierre decided he was hungry, and lucky for us, right alongside was a hole-in-the-wall pizza machine.

Just pop in your coins and out plops a pizza, though we needed to check first that the ‘zz’s weren’t meant to be ‘ss’s  Luckily, they had gnome-size serves for half-price so that saved us a few euro.

There were the usual cute-looking houses along the path


and someone had got rid of all their old teapots and what-nots cluttering the kitchen by putting them up on the wall
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while one entrepreneurial couple were eking out a living flogging glasses of Perrier water to passing cyclists.

At the same place Faye joined in the fun but couldn’t decide which face suited her best.
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Personally, I thought the moustache was her best look.

Finally arriving at Amboise we had a win in the lunch lottery, finding a pleasant restaurant with a meal at a reasonable price.  Amboise is another very, very old town with a long history of involvement with French royalty and intrigue and politics, but what makes it hallowed ground is that it is the final resting place of Leonardo da Vinci. He came here at the invitation of the king
Francois I at the end of 1515, was here for just over three years, contracted an illness and died. We sat at lunch just across the road from this castle

 which contains the tomb where he is allegedly buried, walked through the town entrance

 and past houses


and along the same streets that he would have trodden. I can’t say, unfortunately, that I felt any spark of his genius striking me.  We ran out of time to explore his museum and the castle in Amboise and left hoping to find time to come back and explore this very interesting town some time in the next week.